Twisted Christmas
Twisted Christmas is a humorous Christmas album recorded by Bob Rivers and his Comedy Corp. It is the first in a line of Christmas-themed parody albums from Rivers, with later entries including I Am Santa Claus, More Twisted Christmas, Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire, and White Trash Christmas.
Track listing
- The Twelve Pains of Christmas (3:36)
- Parody of "The Twelve Days of Christmas." Sung as a normal Christmas carol, with each verse comedically recited by a participant in a painful or undesirable activity.[1]
- The Chimney Song (2:06)
- Original song, sung by a young child (or impersonator). The song describes the ensuing months after Santa Claus gets stuck in someone's chimney.[2]
- We Wish You Weren't Living With Us (0:44)
- Wreck the Malls (2:02)
- A Visit from St. Nicholson (4:30)
- O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads (1:23)
- Parody of "O Come All Ye Faithful." Sung as a normal Christmas carol. Song about Grateful Dead fans.[6]
- I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out on Parole) (3:06)
- The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen" (1:33)
- Foreigners (2:07)
- Joy to the World (1:22)
- Hard rock instrumental version of traditional song.[10]
- A Message from the King (2:18)
- Spoken word piece by Elvis Presley impersonator. Depicted as Elvis being up in "rock 'n roll heaven" and giving a special message about the importance of Christmas while stuffing his face with various foods.[11]
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